Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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