they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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