Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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