She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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