handjob tips. give me some.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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