Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Randomize
