i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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