quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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