would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
i now understand why vodka
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