turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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