I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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