Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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