I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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