No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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