4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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