but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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