Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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