i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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