I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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