Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm always down for nudity.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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