Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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