yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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