i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Randomize
