well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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