You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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