Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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