Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
