I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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