I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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