At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You are a genius and a whore.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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