I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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