you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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