If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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