I'm drive I can fine osifer
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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