But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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