Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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