just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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