im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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