I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
handjob tips. give me some.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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