The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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