gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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