honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
operation harelip BJ is a go
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
