I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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