Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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