Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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