I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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