He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
FUCK WHALES
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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