that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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