i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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