it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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